Meet Pocket Protector Roger.
Roger worries. A lot. About things that have already happened, things that might happen, and things that almost definitely will never happen but he’s still keeping an eye on just in case.
His special skill is worrying — but don’t worry, he’s very committed to it. He’s excellent at scanning situations for potential problems, overthinking conversations from three days ago and preparing emotionally for events that don’t exist yet.
But underneath all that, Roger is deeply caring. He’s the pocket companion you keep close when your mind is running too fast, when everything feels a bit loud, or when you just need something steady nearby that understands the pace of an overactive brain.
Each Pocket Protector has their own personality, designed to feel like a tiny companion you can carry through your day. Roger brings grounding, reassurance and a quiet sense of “you’re probably okay, even if your brain disagrees.”
Perfect for crystal lovers, collectors, overthinkers and anyone whose thoughts sometimes run faster than reality.