Mercury Microwave Mode: Activated.
Translation? Tech fails, emotional spirals, and chaotic texts — all served hot.
This minimalist black-and-white tee is your official uniform for riding out Mercury Retrograde with style, sarcasm, and maybe a crystal or two. Whether you're dodging drama or just vibing in your own cosmic kitchen, this shirt gets it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico or Nicaragua
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Lyon and Feather and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
Lyon and Feather
Yorkshire Artspace
Exchange Place Studios
Exchange Street
Sheffield
S2 5TR or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
